V/H/S Beyond

Fresh off the press! This movie just dropped on Shudder and I liked it! Do I think its the besttttt V/H/S? No. Do I like alien horror theme? Yes! Let's start from the beginning. I like that it started out like an alien documentary (I guess the whole thing is supposed to be a doc) thennn goes right into full blown action (typical V/H/S fashion). Ok! I liked the whole aliens take babies and there is a huge alien stork regurgitating food for them! It was sort of cute...like bird was just being a good mommy/daddy. The next segment was good, but sort of confusing (partly my fault for trying to make any sort of actual logic in one of these movies lol). Like was the alien posing as a celebrity for what reason?...Just cuz I guess lol. Sometimes you just have to take things as they are without trying to dissect everything. Ok what came after that? They talked about the owners of the house...oh! Then that part about the girl doing a doc in the desert and then going into the spaceship?? I liked it, but I'm sorry the alien hand at the end of that scene was a straight up muppet hahahaaaa. OHHHH! Ok I actually really liked the sky diving segment where they encountered the UFO and shit reallllly went down (literally). The very ending scene was...cool? I didn't know what to make of it haha. It was just like oh..this alien is getting a little freaky with that finger, huh?

Shudder rating: 4 out of 5 skulls

My rating: 4 out of 5 skulls (or UFOs) 

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